sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post
HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR
i regret this post so much
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents
until he saw that harry was alive
at which point he shouted
and ran back
across the courtyard
away from his parents
Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask
OMG IM LOOKING THROUGH MY DADS HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK (class of 1983), AND THERE WAS A PART WHERE SENIORS HAD TO PUT WHAT THEY WANTED THE MOST IN LIFE, AND MOST OF THEM WERE LIKE “A GOOD CAREER” OR “A HEALTHY LIFE” BUT SOME CHICK PUT “DAVID LEE ROTH”
YOU GO GIRL
- Child: Can you pass the salt?
- Mother: *glares*
- Mother: Now, you know that's not polite. Ask nicely.
- Child: *sighs*
- Child: Swiggity swalt, pass me the salt.
- Mother: Very good.
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
when im like 40 i hope im really hot so when there’s like a class reunion everyone will be like daaaaaamn