Where's your will to be weird?

alt-j:

music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing

lindsaylohoean:

2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in 

mond0:

ruler-of-the-nerds:

roboboners:

ambidextrousmalpractice:

wesley-crusher:

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post

please

or you can listen to it on google translate

HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR

i regret this post so much

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

the-loneliest-god:

gingerhaze:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

juilan:

I have a PhD

Pretty Huge Dick

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

avengerstimebitches:

foxnewsofficial:

cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:

spookyroomba:

foxnewsofficial:

what does tumblr even mean

tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.

that’s actually kind of touching. 

it’s actually kind of gay

that’s also what tumblr means

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

fuck-you-all-you-ugly-cunts:

OMG IM LOOKING THROUGH MY DADS HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK (class of 1983), AND THERE WAS A PART WHERE SENIORS HAD TO PUT WHAT THEY WANTED THE MOST IN LIFE, AND MOST OF THEM WERE LIKE “A GOOD CAREER” OR “A HEALTHY LIFE” BUT SOME CHICK PUT “DAVID LEE ROTH”
YOU GO GIRL

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. 

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

lbby:

motherfuckerofbabylon:

lbby:

procrasturbation

because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.

congratulations on being the first person i have ever given this medal to

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

pizzaenthusiast:

when im like 40 i hope im really hot so when there’s like a class reunion everyone will be like daaaaaamn